Well, let's get this friggin' trip started. Start your engines...

My cousin Rob with his lil' one on the left, Zach, and his niece, Avery.

Hello, Zach. Now stare at the camera. Atta boy!!!

Jess doesn't want me to start my trip. First stop: NYC!

See. She won't let go...

Josh, Travis, and Devo.

Leaving Trav and Amata back in NYC. Such a sad moment. I'm gonna miss these guys.

Proof of concubinage. So the stories are true!!!

No, don't get up Bry. We only haven't seen each other for almost a year. It's cool just take a seat. Don't mind me. Ha ha. It's really out of context.

Nark and I parting ways. Look how sad he is to see me go.

Are you kidding?!?! Ben Willis? Your head looks to be normal size in this picture. Must have been the light from the moon playing tricks on the camera or maybe its just cause Trav's little head isn't in the picture.

Bye Pittsburgh!

Emily, my mom, and I pose for a pic, but my mom is 4 feet tall so she had to jump to get into the picture, as you can see here.

Emily and mom pose for the camera.

Look at these morons!!!

Red-eye at its finest.

Emily and her boyfriend hanging out at the house.

If you're in Wisconsin, you gotta stop to see Dr. Nick. Hi, everybody!!!

Stefan is stunned he got it out of first. Good job, buddy.

Hmm...nothing.

More nothing!

Have any of you ever seen...NOTHING!!!

Just playing with the camera in the car. Reflection of glasses...good times!

Breakfast in Oklahoma. Delicious!!! We thought we found a nice small diner...turns out its a franchise owned by some corporation based in Vegas. Go figure!!!

WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?!?!?

The St. Louis Arch

Stefan can tell the Strip just isn't the same during the day...

Somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn into Bill Gates' garage...

Me likey Shelby!!!

Stefan pimping some of the fine hats in Vegas. Sorry, buddy! Cowboys from Brokeback Mt. can't stay here! Just kidding, man. He can actually pull off the cowboy hat thing better than most.

My aunt, Katie, and my bro, Stefan, in front of The Mirage.

The Strip at night.

The Luxor

The Bellagio

After driving 3000 miles, I finally see Keri for the first time. What a trip!!!